a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically -ssociated with a “hipster” except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. thus, they are rad, interesting people that i would like to be friends with.
“why do you always date watered down hipsters?”
“because they are super laid back and adorable and then i have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!”
a unit of s-xual pleasure; 1,000,000,000 faps, or the equivalent of 1 billion fapsworth of s-xual pleasure “she would easily be 9 gigafaps” “i need some gigafaps in my life”
- brain pumpkin
it’s when you take your b-lls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o’lantern. oh no… it’s autumn again… that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin b-llsack
- n*gg*r turned inside out
italian tony is just a n-gg-r turned inside out, you know italian..
crazy m-th-rf-ck-r who loves flamingoes and superman backpacks. cool girl with cool friend guy 1: omg, she is so cool guy2: yeah, its kajstinator guy1: oh d-mn, she is almost as cool as hanninator
- presidential spanking
when you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your -ss cheeks. “man i’ve got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!”