watered down hipster

a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically -ssociated with a “hipster” except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. thus, they are rad, interesting people that i would like to be friends with.
“why do you always date watered down hipsters?”
“because they are super laid back and adorable and then i have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!”

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