the excruciatingly long, drawn-out waterfall-like project management project a large company goes through to implement “agile”, involving executive planning retreats, consultants, powerpoints, and a series of deadlines.
example of a waterf-gile project:
at their last retreat, the executive committee developed a plan to implement agile by the 4th quarter of next year. to facilitate the transition, they have engaged the services of a consultancy well-versed in agile. more information will be released to employees later this summer.
a name. what the f-ck is a huneba?
- watering the goats
1. a random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible, 2. jerking it to softcore polish p-rnography 3. a combination of both above definitions. “timmy, go do your homework!!!”—“no mom, i’m watering the goats!!” “hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?” -“nah i got some stuff to […]
- water push-ups
doing the simple push-up while submerged under water. may be in a pool, the ocean, a bath tub, or even a bucket. however, you must be submerged at all times during exercise for it to truly be water-push ups. no tricks or fancy equipment required, just push-ups under water. jeff: dude i did 300 water […]
- exaggerated comparison
the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison (dude working at a construction site) dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) more like like 50 yards short. (other guy) now thats an exaggerated comparison.
- Konoha Senpu
a swift leg based sweep or aerial attack that causes considerable damage to the receiving party. konoha senpu translates from j-panese into english as “leaf wind.” rock lee was in battle with gaara, and therefore executed the “konoha senpu.” a renge style taijutsu, rock lee of the naruto series performs this technique quite often as […]