weaving a yarn
1. telling a d-ck story adventure.
2. crop dusting to the right.
1. i was sitting around a camp fire, and talking about the time i had a threesome with two ghosts and my buddy frank said “shut the f-ck up. you’re just weaving a yarn!”
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