weed hacker
when somebody thrusts so hard during s-xual intercourse that their partner’a p-b-s are inexplicably torn out by the root. (also known as “caveman make brown snow”)
guy1: man, i had some hardcore s-x last night, i totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
guy2: d-mn, i haven’t made brown snow since i was 23.
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