white whine

(noun) a negative response to noticing one’s or another person’s acne, usually referring to whiteheads.

(verb) to complain about about one’s own or another person’s acne.
jeffery: “that guy looks so nasty, i’m surprised i haven’t heard a white whine by now.”

timmy: “oh my gosh! have you seen your face lately?!”
jeffery: “yeah i know, just quit white whining. i will pop it in the mirror later.”
a complaint made by an overprivileged white person, most commonly an american.
examples of white whine:

“i hate that fiji water is square-shaped. it won’t fit in my cup holder.” – andy

“grrrr. my tumblr account won’t stay signed-in on my blackberry.” – justine bateman

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