the act of igniting weirdness in all walks of life. most commonly used with a hashtag or “#” prior to it. can be used as a noun, pro-noun, verb, adverb, and adjective.
originates from the latin route words “nat-tude” and “weird”
self: hey tom, do you think you want to ignite your weirditude tonight?
tom: when you look this good, just breathing ignites weirditude
- post partum
the urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. usually experienced by men after age forty. i need to take a post partum! here comes the post partum! this is one of other words with post, indicating to depression after having mail delivered that can make you feel restless, anxious, fatigued and worthless […]
when you get to point of having to check what color your eyes are. leo and alexandra have eyechangeinitis. they are unsure of what color eye they have, and have to check every hour.
- Abby's Hand Job Hand
a hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. often, the girl mistakes the male’s squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. as a result, the girl’s hands squeeze tighter. in origins, the ancient mesopotamian name “abby,” was given to those of great power and beauty. derek: […]
- barley sandwich
a.k.a. a beer “grab me a few barley sandwiches”
- A beaver attempt
to attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home. bloke in pub: here mate went for a beaver attempt with this l-ss last night only to discover i […]