Welching

the act of performing f-ll-t– on a female in the back seat of an uber. the vehicle in question must be an uber and the driver must be aware of the act.
did you hear about jim? he definitely welched that thot last night in the back of a ford taurus. see welching
‘welching’ is the clunking of the base of a beer bottle or gl-ss, whilst making various grunting or ‘pirate-sounding’ noises such as arrrrrr, or oarrrrr… etc etc. this is as opposed to ‘clinking’ or ‘ch-nking’ of the top of a bottle, and it perceived as far more masculine when in a group of lads who are all very drunk, and in agreement of a certain point of topic.

it is often accompanied by the raising of one’s right elbow upwards, whilst making other peculiar noises, that would suggest that one has slightly lost the plot.
there was some serious welching going on last night!

when in agreement, one member calls out ‘welching!’ and group members proceed to welch in above said fashion.
the act of stealth revenge
dude she got welched bad
i heard he is planning on welching her
to get the fizzy drink welch and use a funnel and funnel it down a mans p-n-s hole and to eject it out via urinating and into another male/females nose then drunk with a straw.
heyy john want to welch? john: sure i love welching shoot it up my nose then i will drink it out gee wiz guys we shuld have a welch party
the act of stuffing a woman’s v-g-n- full of grapes, then using your p-n-s (or fist) to mash up the grapes. if you’re feeling adventurous you can even use your foot. after the mashing, you may procede to drink the sweet grape elixir directly from the stanky v-g-n-.
christopher walken: “last night, i was welching, that b-tch. so hard.”

you: speechless
when movie-goers show up to the theater 45+ minutes before the feature presentation. the welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.
billy: hey rob, let’s go welch tonight… call up jake and see if he wants to come with us.
rob: jake! wanna go welching with billy and i tonight?
when movie-goers show up to the theater 30+ minutes before the feature presentation.

the welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.
billy: hey rob, let’s go welch tonight… call up jake and see if he wants to come with us.
rob: jake! wanna go welching with billy and i tonight?
staring at a hot guy. most of the time your mouth is open and there is a lot of drool.
oh my god! that guy is so hott! i’m totally welching!