Welcome Parade
the group of h-rny lil facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the week of your relationship status changing to single.
1 -messenger notification-
friend: yo who the f-ck is that? didn’t you just dump..?
you: dude i know . ever since i said bye to felecia my welcome parade is over 9000
2 -messenger notification-
friend: woah hold up, who’s that? didn’t you just ended sh-t with… the one we don’t talk about no mo
you: omg i know…..h-rny f-cking savages!
ever since i broke up with f-ckboy all these randoms on my facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old -ss profile pictures.
i sh-t you not my welcome parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
#stalker #friend #nah
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