when a guy welcomes a girl into his house by c-mming on her face.
“i went over to shanes house and he j-zzed on my face as soon as i walked in the door”
“sounds like you got the welc-mmies”
she’s a very beautiful girl . she’s smart and intelligent and most of the time won’t let you down . she’s like no other person in the world she’s truly one in a million . she will always be there for you and is a very caring person . nelmariah is truly a great , […]
- p**p shoot gahdoot
a person that lingers around a nieghborhood that you can rely on to do the dirty work that no one else will. that guy chris that cruises around here is a good p–p shoot gahdoot.
- squish f*ck
a needy little b-tch who doesn’t wear the pants in the relationship. a person who acts like they are king sh-t till they get home to get railed by a strap on. a person who buys expensive body building supplements but is build like a bird. a person who loses their turn with their spouse. […]
- travellers remorse
after travelling abroad for a long period of time, having the time of your life, meeting amazing people and tasting amazing foods…returning to your urban life working 9-5 (or 7-6:40pm), seeing a computer screen all day long, and wondering when the next long weekend will be. i.e. wishing you were still in australia backpacking for […]
a really strange but fun person to be around. sometimes you wonder why you are friends with them. samuls is coming over today