Wellington Wand
from new zealand: a poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his p-n-s to artificially increase its size.
johnny knew he couldn’t compare to jenn’s ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he’d have to use the wellington wand to satisfy her.
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