Wenchitis
a common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. it is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to move at all for any objects in reach. approach with extreme caution.
hala was asking her brother for a tissue box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room, two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of tea from the kettle. all whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
wadih: hala i think you’re coming down with a serious case of wenchitis.
hala: – exposes middle finger threateningly-
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