Wet Lad
gareth scourf – derived from the adjective ”shlad” or ”sh-t lad”.
a wet lad may be defined by;
pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
never doing what you say you will.
going for dates on the wrong day ”with a girl from home”.
ditching your real mates for some pretend ”maths friends”.
”getting henched” then …..never getting henched.
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