wet lettuce
phrase commonly used in the north of england to describe a person who acts like a f-nny or in a manner betraying his male gender.
a: “why isn’t neil coming out this weekend?”
b: “he’s washing his dog’s hair”
a: “f-cking wet lettuce.”
when someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
and then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they’re scared they will get beaten up
keith: where’s brooksy tonight.
lloyd: he said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
keith: what a f-ckin wet lettuce!
when having s-x with a woman while using a condom- once you have -j-c-l-t-d, you remove the condom from the p-n-s and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman’s face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.
when having s-x with a woman while using a condom- once you have -j-c-l-t-d, you remove the condom from the p-n-s and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman’s face as if its a piece of wet lettuce
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