wet lie



a bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarr-ssing. used to quickly end an interrogation.
example 1

at college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. the roommate quickly quits off the program.

guy: what were you just doing?

roommate: watching p-rn.

guy: oh -walks away-

roommate was actually playing world of warcraft. p-rn was a wet lie.

example 2

parents hear something aggressive from son’s bedroom and go over to check it out. they knock loudly on the door. son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.

dad: what’s going on in there?

son: nothing… i was just masturbating…

mom: why are you so sweaty?

son: i was really getting into it

parents: -walk away-

what really happened was the boy was having s-x with some girl. masturbation was a wet lie

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