a bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarr-ssing. used to quickly end an interrogation.
at college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. the roommate quickly quits off the program.
guy: what were you just doing?
roommate: watching p-rn.
guy: oh -walks away-
roommate was actually playing world of warcraft. p-rn was a wet lie.
parents hear something aggressive from son’s bedroom and go over to check it out. they knock loudly on the door. son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
dad: what’s going on in there?
son: nothing… i was just masturbating…
mom: why are you so sweaty?
son: i was really getting into it
parents: -walk away-
what really happened was the boy was having s-x with some girl. masturbation was a wet lie
- crazy spiderman
to 69 a woman in the elevator in the empire state building, going all the way to the top. while still 69’ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. proceed to perform -n-l s-x, just before you reach the half way point you remove your p-n-s and shoot your web […]
1. departing from proportion or moderation 2. bizarre or fantastic 3. exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction. 4. appealing to one’s mind also see: crazy, off the hook rarely spelled as krazzi that party last night was madd crazzi! craig is crazzi at ddr.
- crep pilers
a pair of jeans that sit on top of high top trainers piling up. “dude check out that guy’s jeans.” “yeah man total crep pilers”
- hog *ss ugly
someone so incredibly ugly that you would sooner stare at the dried sh-t stuck to a hogs -ss hole than look at them. “christ on a bike, did you see that girl dave was with last night?!” “man, she was so hog -ss ugly, i wouldnt even f-ck her with dave’s p-n-s”
someone who thinks they know what they are talkin about but they don’t; pulling stuff out of their -ss ~i can get into any woman’s panties if i wanted to ~u criddlin foo