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  an alternative description for the more commonly used noun ‘b-ll-nd’. often confused with the j-ps eye. that bloke has had a prince albert in his retrotwit

• spanish oven

  similar to a dutch oven, this is when a girl queaf and pulls the blankets over your head. that b-tch just gave me a spanish oven

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