Whack the Gopher
while tapping a woman from behind, pull out your p-n-s abruptly and jab it into her -ss numerous times at random intervals. when she c-cks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.
i had to go to the -ssaker house again last night. john’s mom wanted me to play ‘whack the gopher’ with her again.
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