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• Cookied

  a s-xual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners v-g-n- and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. usually used with chips ahoy. john “dude i totally cookied vanessa last night.” ricky “nice dude” aye-aye captain 😉 adj. stoned as a result of ingesting cookies containing copious amounts […]

• Cookieness

  cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren’t allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. maybe a little better though. you know, because cookies are delicious. i guess it could […]

• cookie wrangler

  when you stick it up her b-tt, she sh-ts, and you pull your c-ck out with the poo all over and jack off on her face that guy was being a cookie wrangler in that chicks -ss and she couldn’t walk for two days

• cool wet grass

  an expression of difficulty. this will often be said repeatedly while doing something difficult that you have to do and want to get finished. it originated in amateur firewalking as a way to create a mental image that no, your feet are not burning. joe ran through the bullet-riddled alley, muttering “cool wet gr-ss cool […]

• useless nigger

  oxymoron, as both have the same meaning. anytime you see a n-gg-r you can say “useless n-gg-r”.

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