Wheat Sheef
wheat sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of s-xuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.
it was derived from the miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in s-xual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn’t find them. so when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
this was first established in the 1800s when dusty millers daughter mich-lle lyndsay miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with master billy baker. as mich-lle and billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they b-mped into her best friend miss anna warburton, and the conv went as follows:
“weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde fl-ng-eeaty where are you to popping off to”
“erm me and billy were just off wheat sheefing fl-ng-at”
“ooooooo 😉 no probs see u later”
and right then and there an easy anti c-ck block expression was formed.
your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone… you answer (c-ck in vag) and say the 2 vital words “wheat sheef” and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):
… it was a cross word answer
… private joke
… what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
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