wheaties man
a guy who has s-x with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out
i walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. im not even mad, im impressed.
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