whinjury


a minor injury made out to be a major injury by a needy, lonely or otherwise emotionally insecure person.
pete: take a look at my hand doc, its clearly broken in like 5 places…
doctor: you’ve hyperextended your little finger
pete: i’m in agony man. luckily i have a high pain threshold.
doctor: you and your whinjury are wasting my time
pete: jeez, this is worse than the time i had that stroke
doctor: that was indigestion. get out.

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