whipple
to give a good, firm handshake. often thought about and used before interviews or big meetings. could determine your chances of receiving your dream job.
before my interview, i practiced my whipple with my friends.
(pr-nunciation note: the h is voiced)
v. to whip one’s p-n-s against another’s nipple.
n. the act of whipping one’s p-n-s against another’s nipple.
“i pulled my p-n-s back and whippled her (pausing for reflection) yeah, it was a good whipple”
another name for a twin screw supercharger.
i just installed whipple pushing 10 psi in my cobra and smoked a lambo.
a cool last name, usually of scottish or english origin.
don’t squeeze the charmin mr. whipple. they call him mr. whipple or whip for short.
a word that describes an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for v-g-n-s.
you’re such a whipple… i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
noun: a nipple that is so long it can be used to whip someone.
verb: to whip someone with an extraordinarily long nipple. whippling can be used as a particularly humiliating form of punishment.
“man, i fooled around with this girl last night who had whipples. it was awesome!”
“did you hear about that child rapist? he deserves to have a public whippling!”
whipple
n. the act of smacking one’s p-n-s anywhere on another person’s body, preferably the face. may be accompanied by the victory shout, “whipple!”
often used in verb form as well.
“whipple!”
“i’m gonna give you a whipple.”
“he whippled me and now i can’t open my left eye!”
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