the best woman in the world. she will hang with you when she is bored, text you inappropriately and send you confusing messages via social media. she’s the most fun you’re ever gonna have if you catch her smiling, if she’s not smiling look away she’s not to be messed with. she burns hot but she is cold as ice. keep her gl-ss full because she is thirsty.
if you got yourself a whiskey woman you’re in for fun. just don’t p-ss her off she will give ya a blackeye!
a complete f-cktard who can’t resist from sucking big fat juicy d-ck. fugly, g-y, and chunky too, n-body likes a helenius. look at that kid, he must be a helenius
- crab pineapple
some one who shat themselves while they did a sh-t on there pants while they f-cked there mum oh i did a crab pineapple
- man from bristol
a bored redneck from bristol, tn there once was a man from bristol, who thought his d-ck was a pistol. while loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
- fart brothers
when you and a friend fart at the same time and the smells combine dylan: did we just become fart brothers? ty: with our powers combined, we are fart brothers!
your main hoe’s bomb puss that’ll always be with you to stick your sausage in anytime. your cyree ready for the key? put it in you f-cking daddy.