whiskey wrist


when you are too drunk to m-st-rb-t- to completion
i went to town with my favorite jc penny’s catalog but just couldn’t finish because of a bad case of the whiskey wrist

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    the art of whisper singing or singing in so low a voice, that it sounds like a whisper hey jen, i hear you whisping hozier over there… now i’m whisping it too!

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    to perform a culturally white action “with a” (wif a) white person by -ssociation making them white. opposite of a wigger. pr-nounced “why-fuh” 1. ali: “hey dude.” caleb: “hey bro. watchu up to?” ali: “facetiming my dog?” caleb: “you’re just another black person trying to fit in with us whites, or should i say, wifa.” […]

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    a word misused by idiots in place of “which” idiot: hey, witch movie do you want to watch? me: -runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face- it’s w-h-i-c-h you illiterate f-ck! 32 more definitions 1. one who practices witchcraft (not neccasarily connected […]

  • XURL

    a random, raging, and uncomfortable b-n-r that you get in cl-ss that doesn’t go away for the entire cl-ss guy 1: “dude, algebra cl-ss sucked” guy 2: ” not really, we did nothing the entire time” guy 1: “but i had the worst xurl the enire time”


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