willing to do all the things that black men say black women won’t do during s-x. head, deep throat, sloppy head, -n-l, prostate m-ssages.
i am white girl freaky for suuuuure!
- the mad donkey
when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he’s about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to ‘buckaroo’ and creates great -rg-sms all round. hey brad, i nailed that chick from the bar last night. we had some amazing s-x, i managed […]
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- april 2
national buy a new d-ld- day. -guy walks into store- -asks what on sale every april 2nd- -buts a d-ld- and meets the clerk around back for testing-
- whisker kisses
when a girl with a full on pubic bush gyrates her p-ssy all around your face gently stroking your cheeks, nose and chin with her p-b-s and leaving scents of her hot, fresh aromas for you to savor. i love whisker kisses from a chick with a 70s style bush. grandpas face smelled a little […]
the act of a woman quiefing during intercorse, causing a gust of wind to be shot up onto the mans p-n-s in a twister. it was all fun and games until her vanado caught me off gaurd.