white wine divorcee
a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe
ladies we’re having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. what flavor ice cream should we order for room service.
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