the perfect world, where mcdonalds doesn’t exist. whoppers are in abundance.
“yo, let’s go grab some chow over in whopper land!”
“nah, i’m going on a new diet”
1) amazingly cute girl 2) great girlfriend 3) senisitive, cute, random, and h-lla cool 4) a very good kisser, of course. 5) very random 6) very loud, crazy 7) name meaning “gorgeous” guy: she’s gorgeous boy: who? guy: memeri boy: oh, i know guy: i seen her first boy: who cares your too old. guy: […]
- Cherokee Teakettle
when banging a woman, you have to take a pee, and rather than pull out, you let it fly. ruth and i were going at it when i needed to take a leak. but we were having so much fun, i just gave her a cherokee teakettle instead.
- check my outlook
when your company uses microsoft outlook to send meeting requests / plan time and you are not sure if you are free to have a meeting on that day / at that time or you are not sure what date or in what room a pre-arranged event is taking place, so you check your calendar […]
- cunt stomping
the female equivalent of d-ck slapping; an act. did you see those p-ssy rails on kevin’s face? his girlfriend must have given him the c-nt stomping of a life time.
- Cunty Chin
a man whose chin is very stubbly, with an unsightly cleft… allowing for the unfortunate but inevitable comparison to a womans recently shaved, chubby v-g-n-. yea, f-ck off… you’ve got a proper c-nty chin anyway, you ugly paedo.