Whorebivore
wh-r-bivore derives from the words “herbivore” and “wh-r-“. while many vegetarian chicks claim they are strictly herbivores, many of these little sl-ts can’t seem to go a day without jamming some sausage down their throats and swallowing all that “animal bi-product”. the cl-ssic wh-r-bivore will argue that they do this simply because they “need protein”and “no animals are harmed in the process” but the truth is that even peta b-tches love meat.
“that vegetarian b-tch said she’s never had meat in her life but two minutes later she’s taking my meat…”
“f-cking wh-r-bivores, man, haha…”
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