Whore’s Breath
the state of unfreshness and uncleanliness of your wife’s or girlfriend’s mouth, tongue and oral cavity after they perform a loving combination of -n-lingus and oral s-x on you and gobble your load of s-m-n. she will typically want a kiss of affection from you post this rambunctious, s-xual play, but must always be refused until appropriate oral hygiene is completed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.
donna: did you like that baby when i gave you a tossed salad and then gobbled your goo and swallowed your man juice?
randy: yea baby. i love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my kn-b.
donna: i love you baby. give me a kiss.
randy: h-ll no! go brush your d-mn teeth. nasty as b-tch. ya got wh-r-‘s breath.
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