whoring for hillary
when media-americans prost-tute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate hillary clinton.
{let’s tune in to the news/game show already in progress…}
host: “we’re almost out of time… to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any media-american wh-r- ever has. okay jane… ‘monica lewinski’ is today’s media wh-r- challenge.”
jane: “monica lewinski proves that when hillary’s in the whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{wild applause from the studio audience.}
host: “you’ve done it! with a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies hillary for the highest office on the planet? jane, you’re are our new whoring for hillary champion. see you next time folks.”
{closing theme}
when the media bias is plain to see
and the news ain’t what it ought to be.
with donald trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the pc media… they’re always
whoring for hillary!
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