Whynotcerous


the leftover or unclaimed female members at a party or gathering. often these travel in packs, sometimes containing one good looking member to increase their chances of being hunted and subsequently mounted. they are the favorite prey of the chubby chaser.
i went to a palealeontologist party the other night and there was a huge herd of whynotcerous. it was like i was on safari or something.

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