wienertizer
:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: a prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target’s p-n-s, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. the wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single -ssailant hidden beneath said table. a cl-ssic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple “friends” who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the -ssailant from the table.
frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future h-m-s-xuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.
dan (to mike): hey dan, look over there! is that tucan?
mike: huh, what?
(as mike is distracted, brian creeps under the table)
mike: aaaarrrrgggggggghhhhhh
dan: ooohhhhh, brian gave you a wienertizer!
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