Wiinis
when the two ent-ties wii and man become one. being in the state of one-ness with the nintendo wii gaming console.
also spelled: wiiness
stan’s wiinis is strong… he has been playing the wii for days without interruption.
or wiinii. a nintendo wii controller.
“press a on your wiinis so we can skip the replay.”
a wii gamer’s virtual p-n-s size based on his or her feats and accomplishments on the nintendo wii.
a player’s wiinis size can also be carried over from gamecubenis, sixty-fournis, snesnis, and nesnis sizes.
also, anyone with a wiinis scoffs at anyone with a p.s.threenis or a three-sixtenis.
greg- did you hear what claudia did?
anthony- ya dude! i heard she beat zelda in 1 hour!
greg- she did? i didn’t even know that! she also invited wiimaster3000 over to her house and totally owned him in red steel’s 2 player mode!
anthony- woah! she must have the biggest wiinis ever!
–wiimaster3000 walks in–
wiimaster3000- shut up guys you know my wiinis is way bigger than claudia’s!
greg- compared to claudia, all you’ve got is a tiny p.s.threenis!
slang for a gamer with a small p-n-s.
“hey i was playing wii-fi with this guy and hes played 2089 matches!”
“i wouldn’t be suprised if he had a wiinis
the wireless device used in playing nintendo wii games.
you have to be careful playing wii bowling or your wiinis will slip from your hand and hit the tv.
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