WiFi fuckboy
a person that is not a member of the “nerd” group or friends with them, but as soon as they hear about the wifi p-ssword getting out, they proceed to befriend all the nerds just to get the p-ssword. tends to not have good grades and spends most of cl-ss and free going on their phone. wifi f-ckboys are prevalent in schools that change their network p-sswords frequently, resulting in said f-ckboys to constantly bug the nerds for new p-ssword. if you’re a nerd you probably hate them because as soon as p-ssword changes, they wont leave you alone until they can get on the wifi again.
jock 1: yo, the wifi is down
jock 2: go bug the nerds
nerd 1: oh sh-t, here come the wifi f-ckboys. turn off your wifi so they can’t see we have it
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