wifi squatter
a person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)as i was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, i noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.
2)i was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who’s feet were sticking straight out.
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