wikipedia battle
when history coursework simply isn’t fun enough! or perhaps when one is trying to research a very minor topic that wikipedia cannot offer, one might slip into a wikipedia battle with an unsuspecting mick hucknall look-a-like next to you!
a wikipedia battle, also known as a random article battle, makes full use of that magic b-tton, random article. the object is to get better pages than your filthy mancunian red-headed friend or colleague. normally it is easy to spot who wins, for example x-men would beat conneticut (naturally). however, if it is to close to call, for example g-dzilla and spiderman, one would call for an independant adjudicator to decide. if that person is also gay and sitting on that prosthetic p-n-s of a fence, then the scores remain as they were entering the round. most matches are first to 12.
in the history of the wikipedia battle, there have been many engagements many ending in bloodshed. one match even went to 50 much to the annoyance of both partic-p-nts.
dave: hey, fancy a wikipedia battle?
mick hucknall: yea, i am ginger!
dave:go!
mick hucknall: aha! simply red! what have you got, c-cknose?
dave: super ameobas.
mick hucknall: pfft. you win.
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