winking santa
when engaging in oral s-x, pull out of your partner’s mouth and -j-c-l-t- upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of christmas! ho! ho! ho!
laurel told me she wasn’t feeling the christmas spirit, so last night i surprised her with a winking santa.
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