winnipeg

winnipeg. the murder capital of canada. watch your back. you could get stabbed for just witnessing a stabbing. bit mostly we’re chill-ish. they say “of your looking for trouble….you’ll fond it in winnipeg
“hey man, did you get stabbed in winnipeg?”
yeah man, and we call it winterpeg here”
the only place to have the following seasons.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
pep1:god d-mn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
for definitions about winnipeg, see:

‘winnipeg summer’ – also: tundra town and little antarctica or zambonieville – you know, the peg!
winnipeg aka: winterpeg if it’s summer yee seek, stay away from this wretched place of icy winds and dark days! phoenix is the place where the sun spends the winter. winnipeg is a place to from! as in: yeah, i’m from winnipeg. but now i live in (fill in your fav warm & sunny locales)… not tundra town, little antarctica, zambonieville – not the peg
capital city of manitoba,canada, about 700,000 people. awesome hockey town, former home of nhl’s jets-but were stolen away by corporate america(phoenix coyotes). wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sl-ts. cold,sh-tty winters. sometimes called the peg.
we’re going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.
20 winnipeg facts/tips:

1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
4)awesome bands.
5)great party city.
6)easy drugs.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg blue bombers…. no comment.
12)lots of sl-ts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.

winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.
let’s go party our f-cking -sses off in winnipeg!
pretty big city in manitoba, canada. it gets unbelievably hot in the summer (yes, hot in canada!) and deathly cold in the winter. lots of rivers, and the cops find bodies in them alot. i can see why they named one the red river… lol. people can just tell when you’re not from there, but thats not necessarily a bad thing. a very diverse city. it doesn’t get the credit it deserves.
“winnipeg; where the strong survive and the rest leave town.” – chris walter
that’s in canada.
your cuter than a guinea pig…. i wanna take you up to winnipeg, that’s in canada.
capital city of manitoba, canada.

seasons: winter, harsh; spring, floods; summer, dry and tolerable; fall, nothing fun happens.

temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius

ups: folk fest(hippy gathering), lot’s of weed, great bands, slurpees(slurpee capital), it’s better than regina.
downs: natives, mosquitos, murder capital of canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot’s of car theft.

nicknames: the ‘peg, winterpeg, win-a-pig

name origin: winnipeg is cree for muddy water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the forks. the forks is where the -ssinboine river and the red river meet.
come to winnipeg, smoke some weed, buy a slurpee, get your car jacked by natives, throw a bike in the red river and run to safety from the west nile infected mosquitoes, then ask yourself, how can regina be any worse?