winter girlfriend
the process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. the guy then lets her go when memorial day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out.
guy 1: so how are things going with that girl you’ve been seeing?
guy 2: everything’s cool but i got a house in the hamptons for the summer so we’ll see.
guy 1: i thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. she’s just another winter girlfriend huh?
wintergirlfriend (noun) /wntr)gər(-ə)l-frend/ 1.women who allows you to have s-xual relations with her from halloween to patties day. 2.women in an urban area in which the temperature falls below 40 degrees a portion of the year that is used as a non verbal companion during pro football and college basketball. 3.women to get you through winter until the first day other women start wearing sun dresses again.
f-ck, forecast calls for 30’s next week, gotta turn one of these b-tches into a wintergirlfriend…..
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