when a man or woman farts but it sounds silent. usually from having too much b-tt s-x.
justin: did you just wisp?!?!?!
eric: sorry i had gay b-tt s-x last night with nathan.
someone stealthy and sneaky. unnoticable. like a wisp of smoke, if someone is known as a “wisp” they usually have the skills of a master-ninja.
dude, did you see that ninja? he was totally a wisp!
hey, check out this move i learned, i think it may put me at wisp status.
woman in s-xual prime/peak. a woman between 30 & 45 years of age. a woman who has a fully developed figure, an hour-gl-ss shape. a woman who has s-xually matured. a woman in her full glory. a woman with full br–sts & hips, with a narrow waist. a woman who is comfortable in her body, mind & s-xuality. s-xy.
angelina jolie, cameron diaz, carmen electra, catherine zeta-jones, eva mendes, halle berry, salma hayek, monica bellucci, shakira, kate beckinsale, w.i.s.p.
a wonderful tool, used to brush teeth. though, it is much more than merely brushing teeth. has a bead at the center of the brush that squirts a delightful minty burst into your mouth. just an all round fabulous mechanism. can also be used in verb form, as in “wisping”.
“did you see that wisp the blonde had? it was spectacular!” -sally
“wisping is what i do in my free time; i usually wisp at a crisp pace.” -tom
when a fringe is too long, and brushed to the side, the section that flicks up. the most f-cking annoying fringe to tame and maintain.
omg, what’s with the wisp? cut your fringe already.
it’s there forever, don’t you understand.
a cross between a wuss and a wimp.
shawn: c’mon monica, let me pinch you.
monica: um, no.
shawn: wow monica, you’re such a wisp.
a wannabe emo (weemo). this person will tend to cut themselves and post pictures of their “cuts” on mysp-ce, have internet boyfriends, post bulletins about needing their blade/cutting feels so good, make their whole “about me” section about their cutting and how “hard” their lives are when in truth they couldn’t have it easier. these people also say they want to be “non-conformist” so that’s why they aren’t preppy, but in reality they are very conformist to each other. most of the time they are lesbian/gay/bi. what freaks. wisp stands for wallowing in self pity or a combo of wimp and wuss.
person 1-look at that wisp
person 2-ugh how gay.
it’s a milf but, it refers to a widow . hey dude have you seen that hot wmilf down the street from us. oh yeah she is so freaking fine!!
wnbc (“wearing nothing but chainmail”) is an acronym mostly used by geeks (aspecially dungeons and dragons geeks) over irc and other on-line chat methods, in order to arouse s-xual attraction among the significant other. alice: hei bob. bob: hi alice, how r u? everything is kewl? alice: oh yeah… wnbc 😉 bob: o boy, it’s […]
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excerpt – what lyrics to the star spangled banner would sound like if sung by barbara walters or elmer fudd wockets’ wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night…that our fwag was still there…wand of the fwee…home of the bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh) not written as a slap in the face to the united states, but rather to […]
male-free spelling of “woman”. apparently designed by bina goldfield in an attempt to remind men that they make up slightly less than 50% of the human race, yet was discredited by goldfield’s use of “femstruate”, “afemdfemt”, and “femsion”. now unly used by really nutty feminists. “i decline to ovarify,” the wofem declared, “on the protection […]
my reaction to the toronto maple leafs getting pelted with waffles post-game on december 9th, 2010 after losing to the flyers. obviously, this is a play on the term roflcopter, popularized by nearly every wow player. did you see beauchemin get hit right in the face? woflcopter woflcopter is often encorporated into an extravagent story […]