Wittman Wonder


time in a man’s life when he realizes his complete absence of his t-st-cl-s, and becomes aware of his large, flapping v-g-n- lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.
when collin grows up, then he will ask for a wittman wonder, don’t worry little michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!

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