Wizard’s Folly
this is a game to be played when someone puts together a party for the drinking game wisest wizard.
requirements: a party full of guys playing wisest wizard, 3-5 men that would rather do anything else, and approximately five attractive women for each of the 3-5 men.
rules: as wisest wizard commences and all of the other men begin to build their staves and speak in wizard rhetoric and get drunker and drunker, the partic-p-nts in wizard’s folly will begin approaching the attractive women of the party with the phrase ‘can you believe these f-gs?’. they will then have fifty words or less to convince the woman to go bang in the bathroom or any other bang-friendly quarters. for every word past fifty they speak in attempting to convince the woman, they must take a drink.
boss fighting: for every fifth word past the first fifty that the partic-p-nt speaks, he must punch himself in the b-lls. if he fails to do this, another wizard’s folly partic-p-nt is allowed to do this for him. any explanation as to boss fighting rules given to the woman is subject to the normal past-fifty-word rules. if the partic-p-nt chooses to pursue another woman, his word count resets.
winning: the first partic-p-nt to successfully bang a woman from the party while still adhering to all of the rules of wizard’s folly, wins, although really everyone that had the sense or bearing to refuse to partic-p-te in wisest wizard in the first place is a winner.
a round of wizard’s folly:
‘can you believe these f-gs?’
‘don’t say f-g, that’s really offensive.’
‘not for me, i’m gay.’
‘oh, i’m sorry. i guess i’ve been on edge all night since my friend invited me to this party full of guys that are clearly all future s-x offenders.’
‘want to go bang in the bathroom?’
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