wobasted
(woe bas tid): intoxicated to the point of saying “i love you” to everyone in the room, trying to call your ex gf (which you shouldn’t) and accidentally calling your mom (which you really shouldn’t), or engaging in s-xual relations with someone who weighs more than 200 lbs
my ipod got stolen, so i got wobasted.
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