wobbly crab cake
a s-xual compet-tion between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner v-g-n-lly or -n-lly.
“me and sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!”
“we did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don’t expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake.”
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