Wofta
1. a person who is, as per the definition of woft, a waste of f-ckin’ time.
2. commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). popular in australia’s underground.
1. shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and -ssuming the premiership; no woftas please.
“where’s everyone else?” “at home being f-ckin’ woftas.”
2. “where you going tonight?” “be out with these woftas most likely”
“his guitar playing is excellent. what a wofta!”
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