Wolly Wompus


a large human. is often fat and blubbery. may waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.
guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
guy 2: oh not much, just chilled with this girl i know.
guy 1: that wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn’t count.

guy 2: haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.

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