Women
a female human. female is one of the two s-xes of the human species. female humans can be differentiated genetically, physically, and psychologically from males. contrary to popular statements made here, they are not equal to men. if the two s-xes were equal, they would be the same. they are in fact different. not equal, but complimentary. often where a male is lacking, a female is not and vice versa. in western culture, over the past few centuries, their behavior has become more degenerate and less cl-ssy. the same applies to males.
the differential between male and female genitals is symbolic of many differences between the two s-xes. women are more ‘open’ and men are more ‘hardened’, but usually more when around a female. use your imagination.
beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far.
highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors — equals.) happily give bl-wj-bs in return.
prefer large d-cks. secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn’t matter.
are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
to those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, s-xist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. said men then jack off alone.
when said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are b-tches.
when they don’t put out, they are also b-tches. when they do, they are sl-ts.
d-ck: “women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. they should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me.”
women: “ha ha, you’re just mad because you can’t get any p-ssy and you’ve got a tiny p-ck-r.”
john: “d-ck, you’re a s-xist -sshole -punches d-ck.- i respect smart, strong women. i love my mama. i like to eat p-ssy. i’ve got a job; i don’t make a lot, but i work hard and i’m ambitious. i’ve seen a treadmill before.”
women: “john, we all love you. can we please suck your giant c-ck? would you like to have an orgy with us? please, oh please?”
john: “yes, ladies, i would appreciate that. may i hold the door open for you?”
females
roughly half of the earths population if not less, for some reason.
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