Wood Chipper

a girl with crooked or messed up teeth, who would cut up a guys d-ck if she blew him.
steve: did she blow you last night man?
dave: nah bro, that girls a total woodchipper
a device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly
is that your friend in the wood chipper?
1. one who steals the heart of many girls.

2. one who woodchips.
3. a woodchip — an incredibly lovely guy
4. the stealer of a certain girl’s heart.
example 1:

clara: “erik is such a woodchipper. every girl in our school is in love with him”.
example 2:

mereda: “alex is such a woodchipper. he is stealing everyone’s heart”
example 3:

harriette: “edward is such a woodchipper! he is the loveliest guy i’ve ever met!”
example 4:

avalia: “james is definitely my friend’s woodchipper. she can’t stand to be away from him for a second!”
the act of ramming your wood into a vomiting female’s -n-s, while simultaneously mimicking the “vrrrr” sound of a woodchipper every time you thrust into the -n-s; the inward thrusting should be synchronous with the vomiting
a girl in a skirt decided to yack through the window of my best friend’s car, so i snuck up behind her and started the woodchipper.
a chick that uses her teeth when performing f-ll-t–.
dan’s d-ck is all banged up because lauren is a wood chipper.
any “doggy-style” penetrative s-x, -n-l or v-g-n-l (preferably -n-l), that is performed on the receiver as they are bent over the toilet vomitting. the effect is enhanced if it is a roaring vomit, and the pelvic thrusts are timed to coincide with each regurgitative evacuation.
last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that i make love to her. in the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. as i was incredibly worked up at this point, i marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. however, it was only v-g-n-l.
putting your p-n-s (wood) in the v-g-n- doggie style while the girl is puking in the toilet
after a heavy night of drinking, i gave my girl the wood chipper while she was puking.
when a girl gives you head and he mouth isn’t open all the way thus having her teeth scr-pe against your wood.
dude,i was getting some head but then she gave me a woodchipper.

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