Woodnalysis
examining a piece of/structure made of wood for any faults, imperfections, and abnormalities. an important, and often overlooked, step in the wood-buying process.
my bed just broke! i need to do a proper woodnalysis to figure out why. next time i’ll woodnalyze before i buy.
checking the produce before buying the goods.
i met a promising guy at the bar tonight but upon conducting my woodnalysis, he wasn’t up to snuff.
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