a word for p-ssy only really used for comedic effect.

see also:
i can see your woofle!
verb to be indecisive with your dog.
“spot would have understood the command ‘in or out, spot!’ had stan actually gotten his fat -ss off the couch and opened the screen door. non-plussed by his owner’s cl-ssic woofle, spot peed on the stereo.”
p–ping and vomiting at the same time
he came down with the woofles and had to sit on the toilet with a bucket
see w00fle
all your w00fle are belong to pie.
a woofle can be either:

a waffle made out of dog, as invented by pc and burger one fateful afternoon,


the most common meaning; similar to the richter scale, but with two pointed differences. the woofle is a rating of any real or imaginary quant-ty or quality, expressed as a rating out of 25. the most important thing to remember about the woofle is that it is only relative to the most and least of its kind which is graded only by its current maxima and minima. that is to say, a woofle value of 25 does not make something the greatest value possible, merely the greatest value recorded so far. thus, the playing field is expanded out to either side as time goes on and more woofle items are compared.

highly useful for rating all things under the sun, most especially and relevantly;

quality of a substance, excellentness of a day, greatness of a band, etc.

most applicable for items of a fluctuating and constantly expanding nature.

the commonly denoted symbol for the woofle is the wq, or “woofle quotient” of a given item.
today: wq 3
not quite the worst day i’ve ever had, but getting close

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