Woofmeister
the super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. she wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. loosely translated from the english: “master of woof;” inspired by the 1991 john hughes film “home alone,” as a comment about buzz mccallister’s girlfriend:
kevin: “buzz, your girlfriend. woof!”
cory: “check out woofmeister over there. she just need’s to learn how to stop, man. no one wants that, even though we all know jon is gonna be b-lls deep in that by beer 9.”
mike: “word.”
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